HELD BODY ARMOUR

Author: Boris Mihailovic  Date Posted:1 March 2016 

FOR WHEN YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY HAVE TO FIGHT AN ALPACA

 

Be calm. I realise that some of you might have thought you were looking at a green-and-black Deadpool riding a Tenere. But it’s not him. It’s me.

I have caparisoned myself in the latest Held body armour and have set forth to do battle. Sadly, there are no battles that require such armour any more. But if there were, then I would certainly want to have the glory that is SAS-TEC impact foam protecting my gelatinous bits and bony protrusions.

 

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